Тема: Юмор
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HOMESTEAD - Week 36 of 36 - By: Mark Aumann

Jimmie Johnson - Weeks at No. 1 in 2009: 7
Christmas wish: An industrial-sized barrel of silver polish for his championship trophies.

Denny Hamlin - Weeks at No. 1 in 2009: 2
Christmas wish: A Brad Keselowski dart board.

Mark Martin - Weeks at No. 1 in 2009: 4
Christmas wish: That he'll share the secret location of the fountain of youth. Ponce DeLeon is extremely jealous.

Jeff Gordon - Weeks at No. 1 in 2009: 3
Christmas wish: The scientific means to clone Chad Knaus.

Kurt Busch - Weeks at No. 1 in 2009: 1
Christmas wish: That some of Roger Penske's Indy 500 luck will rub off.

Tony Stewart - Weeks at No. 1 in 2009: 13
Christmas wish: To be as macho as Erik Estrada and as funny as Carrot Top, instead of the other way around.

Jeff Burton
Christmas wish: A "Ward Burton-to-English" translation dictionary. Can you say "Cat skid steer loader?"

Greg Biffle
Christmas wish: The updated NASCAR-centric version of "The Cat in the Hat Comes Back" by Dr. Seuss.

Matt Kenseth - Weeks at No. 1 in 2009: 1
Christmas wish: To be "the most interesting man in the world" for 24 hours.

Juan Montoya
Christmas wish: To open a chain of Mexican restaurants with Bob Griese as his business partner.


Kyle Busch - Weeks at No. 1 in 2009: 2
Christmas wish: A championship banquet in his hometown of Las Vegas.

Kasey Kahne
Christmas wish: That Ford really does stand for "first on race day."

Clint Bowyer
Christmas wish: That the 2010 season winds up more like 2007 or 2008, rather than 2009.

Joey Logano
Christmas wish: That he doesn't have to take a job during the offseason as a rollover crash tester.

Ryan Newman - Weeks at No. 1 in 2009: 1
Christmas wish: Flying lessons.
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