Тема: Юмор
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Power Rankings Dover

Kyle Busch
After having rain wipe out 2 excellent chances for race wins last weekend, I don't think Kyle will be making a guest appearance on the Weather Channel any time soon.

Mark Martin
Mark's day can be summed up by the parody of the old Kenny Rogers hit: "You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel."

Jimmie Johnson
"I appreciate the fans who stuck around and watched on television." Let's not forget the PRN guys who did more weather reporting than pit reporting by the end of the day.

David Reutimann
The Franchise, Billy Bad Butt ... this team may be 13th in points but leads the series in cool nicknames.

Denny Hamlin
Denny's last 3 Dover finishes: 38th, 43rd, 38th.
Denny's last 3 Pocono finishes: 3rd, 3rd, 23rd.
Which of the next 2 races do you think Denny's looking most forward to?

Kurt Busch
It was a big hit for the Beach Boys in 1966, but as Kurt knows, there's no such thing as a "good vibration" when you're doing 180 mph.

Jeff Burton
There's an old racing joke:
Tight is when you hit the wall with the right side of the car.
Loose is when you hit the wall with the left side.
The right side of the No. 31 after Monday's race told you all you needed to know about Jeff's day.

Brian Vickers
The red flag waved so many times over the Red Bull on Monday, the only thing missing was a matador. Then again, Bobby Allison -- who used to drive Matadors -- gave the command to start engines, so perhaps that was the problem.

Greg Biffle
The slogan of the American Red Cross is "Help can't wait." The way Greg's car swung back and forth from tight to loose on Monday, he was close to needing all the help he could get.

Matt Kenseth
It was good to see the winner of this year's Daytona 380 bounce back with a top-10 finish in the Coca-Cola 340.5.


Juan Montoya
It's NASCAR's longest race, already made longer by a one-day postponement and several red flags, but based on how well he was running, Juan certainly was willing to hang around a little while longer.
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