Тема: Юмор
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http://www.nascar.com/news/features/...ngs/index.html

PHOENIX - Week 35 of 36 - By: Mark Aumann

Jimmie Johnson
You have to feel for Jimmie. Not only did he get wrecked, but then he had to sit and watch all the commercials during the race broadcast, just like the rest of us.

Mark Martin
If Mark goes on to win the title, David Reutimann and Sam Hornish Jr. will never have to buy another box of Frosted Flakes for the rest of their lives.

Jeff Gordon
Jeff was presented with a golden opportunity Sunday at Texas. Too bad his car ran like it was full of lead.

Denny Hamlin
Lousy pit stops. Hitting the wall. Still finished 2nd. Sometimes you'd rather be unlucky than good.

Tony Stewart
Tony used the phrase "we kept throwing things at it" to describe how they adjusted the car at Texas. Tony's hero, legendary Texan A.J. Foyt, was well-known for throwing things, too -- like laptops, wrenches and punches.

Matt Kenseth
Hard to believe Matt hasn't put together back-to-back top-10 finishes since Daytona and Fontana. And Phoenix hasn't been a ray of sunshine for him in recent visits.

Kyle Busch
2 out of 3 at Texas ain't bad, unless the 3rd one means you run out of gas while leading and your older brother steals it from you.

Juan Montoya
Since we reverted to Standard Time, Juan's been involved in 2 wrecks. Perhaps he's taking "spring forward, fall back" too literally.

Greg Biffle
Greg says trying to find the best setup for these cars is "like trying to pin the tail on the donkey." Perhaps it's best if he doesn't spin around 3 times and then try to drive blindfolded.

Kasey Kahne
Just like Mac Davis, Kasey thinks happiness is having Texas in his rear-view mirror.

Clint Bowyer
I know those quick pit stops are referred to as a "splash and go," but for some reason, it always reminds me that I need to put the toilet seat back down.

Kevin Harvick
Fort Worth may be miles from the nearest ocean, but Kevin was in full coast mode at the end.

Ryan Newman
Due to Ryan's unexpected flight at Talladega, the NTSB is now requiring the team to install a black box recorder in the No. 39.

Joey Logano
That "Gillette Young Guns" commercial is pretty funny, especially when you consider Joey may not have needed to shave since it was filmed.
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